Dear Friend,

As a modern-day sexual savant, it is my experience that nearly every woman has a weak, under-performing, under-pleasuring vagina.

Is yours?

If it is, you certainly aren’t alone.

Take this quiz and discover the truth. Just how sensitive is your vagina?

• You have not had internal, vaginal orgasms (G-Spot or cervical).
• Things feel “different” in your pelvic area since childbirth.
• PMS runs half your month and totally decreases your quality of life.
• You have a hard time attracting and creating what you want in your life.
• You feel disconnected to your body or have body parts you loathe.
• You have exercise-induced incontinence.
• Your partner might say that your vagina feels loose (or that you aren’t as “tight” as you used to be).
• You’ve tried Kegels and they just don’t seem to work or offer marginal improvement.
• You rarely self-pleasure or when you do it is mechanical and very goal-oriented.
• You have lost interest in sex. No. Libido. Whatsoever.
• You can’t shoot ping pong balls with your vagina. Or your aim is terrible.
• You have had some kind of pelvic organ prolapse.
• You have unresolved sexual trauma.
• Your vagina feels numb.
• You feel disconnected to your intuition or inner guidance.
• You have never ejaculated.
• You have experienced some kind of reproductive ailment, such as a growth in the breasts, ovaries or cervix.
• You have difficult or painful periods or challenging menopausal/peri-menopausal symptoms.
• You lack sexual confidence.
• You have a hard time tapping into your creativity—be it in work, play or any are of you life.
• You struggle with finances and your work life feels stagnant.
• You are depressed. Listless. Have little motivation to get anything done.
• You feel sexually inhibited and shy. You have a hard time asking for what you want.
• You often need to use vaginal lubricant at some point during sex.
• The idea of opening a beer bottle with your vagina seems completely unattainable right now.

Your Score: 0

Scoring if you checked off

Having a weak vagina exacerbates this problem. You can’t tune into your sexual energy and sexual pleasure if you can’t even feel your vagina.

When women come to me with no desire for sex, I’m not surprised.

All over the world, women are suffering from the debilitating condition of not having enough (or any) sexual pleasure in their lives.

The effects of a dull vagina and unfulfilling sex life spill over into everything: your relationship, your career, your family, your friends.

Everything gets pulled into this vortex and affects your quality of life.

And really, what woman would want to have sex when they can’t even feel anything!?!

Syllabus

Being well-f**ked uplifts EVERY part of your life

Can’t wait another second to be well-f**ked?

Since it’s my life’s work to bring the beauty and joy of sexual fulfillment to as many women as possible, I’m not asking anywhere near that for this program.

I’ll tell you exactly what your investment is in just a moment, but first, let’s hear from some sexually empowered women.

Like Britt, for example. She radiates beauty, femininity and sensuality. She’s confident and poised. She has a ravenous libido. Many of my clients wish to remain anonymous.

Not Britt. She is “out” and proud.

I’ll let her speak for herself.

My Legendary Globetrotting Vagina

Last year, I embarked upon a global campaign to raise vaginal awareness and to inspire vaginas around the world to inhabit their true power. I logged my journey on Instagram, using the hashtag, #thingsiliftwithmyvagina.

My vagina has made headlines worldwide, featured everywhere from The Sunday Times to Oprah Magazine. It has lifted everything from green coconuts in Bali to Murano glass chandeliers in Venice, Italy to a piece of the Berlin Wall, at the Berlin Wall in Germany.

We’ve had quite the year, educating and revolutionizing the baseline of what every “normal” vagina can do: have vaginal—G-Spot and cervical—orgasms, be gushing lubricant and ejaculate and have ragingly high libidos.

Oh, and shoot ping pong balls.

The Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series

More tools for your well-f**ked journey. We continue the sex education most women have never had.

Bonus Salon 1: Vaginal Kung Fu Kit

You’ll receive a gorgeous jade vaginal egg, a silk carry pouch, silk thread and a starter kit of rose quartz stones to practice your lifting. Value: $97

Bonus Salon 2: Jing It Up!

Superfoods and potions to nourish, balance and tonify your female system
“Jing” is a Chinese word for life force and sexual vitality. Kim interviews the “Jingslingers” for tips on increasing and revitalizing female energy. Value: $497

Bonus Salon 3: Ejaculation 101

Get in the flow. Every woman can ejaculate-she just needs the right skills. Learn the secrets of female ejaculation so you can experience the power of this sacred water. Value: $397

Bonus Salon 4: Orgasmic Birth

Did you know that birth can be, and ought to be the biggest orgasm of your life? It’s true! Kim teams up with Debra Pascali-Bonaro Director of the film Orgasmic Birth. The best kept secret, and pioneer of the movement, to discuss how birth is designed to be pleasurable, gentle and even orgasmic. Value: $297

Bonus Salon 5: Your Sexual Position Prescription

Different sexual positions have different healing benefits and can balance out your varying emotional states. Learn which positions to use for which moods and ailments to become your own sex doctor. Value: $347

Bonus Salon 6: Is Your Vagina Depressed?

Dr. Kelly Brogan, “Radically Holistic Psychiatrist” shares how women can get off of prescription medication, including anti-deprescalsants, and balance out their brain, body and sexual chemistry naturally. Value: $397

Bonus Salon 7: Healing and Preventing Prolapse Naturally

Pelvic organ prolapse (POP) can be prevented and reversed. Kimberly Johnson, author of The Fourth Trimester, shares her top holistic suggestions and experiences in reversing even the most severe prolapses, as well as the lifestyle habits and practices for maintaining reproductive alignment and health. Value: $497

Total Value of the Multi-Orgasmic Bonus Series $2529

Your Investment for Vaginal Kung Fu includes lifetime access to:

Multi-orgasmic bonus series on everything from Ejaculation 101 to having an Orgasmic Birth.

The Guarantee

If you absorb and apply this information, I know it will make a difference for you in all aspects of your life.

You have to commit to the process.

This is not something you can pay $1000- for and magically tap into your sexual self.

If you find that after reading, listening and acting on the techniques in this course, you find no improvement in your sexual outlook and experience, I’ll cheerfully refund your money.

In order to do that, I’ll require your refund request and written completed homeplay assignments from all of the salons by March 5th, 2020 by midnight Pacific. Why? If you do the work, I know you will see change.

That being said, the cultural blocks about free and empowered sexual expression are so strong, that it can take months and years to move through them. It’s important that you prioritize this experience, set aside time daily to focus on it and acknowledge small gains.

The tools you need to shift are all here. You have lifetime access to them, so you can go back and refer to everything multiple times.

Like orgasms, some are bigger and more life-changing than others. Each one represents a breakthrough and an ascension to a higher level.

I’ll see you there.
Kim xxx